camp. there are many ways i could describe how horrible it was. but i dont think anyone really wants to listen to that so i'll just say what we did.

Day 1:
got to school at 7 and went on a 3 hour bus ride to mt warning. as soon as we got there we had to leave to hike up freaking mt warning which was absolutely boring and exhausting cos i was 8km going up and down and it wasnt exactly flat as mountains often go UP and have rocks in them everywhere. had to basically rock climb up the last part because it was so steeep. was freeeezing up the top. just in case you didnt know what it was, this is mt warning [link] . shitted up our dinner cos we had to cook it with these portable stoves that me and catriona couldnt pronounce so we called them tangerines, ourselves. that was funny but our stir fry turned into hard broth. we got one little bead for all that hard mountain climbing

good part was me and catriona popped our heads out our tent for like 5 secs and both saw a shooting star

Day 2:
got up at 5:30 to mooing and kookaburra-ing from our camp instructor. ate bread for breakfast. just bread. delishyoso. put our fucking heavy packs on and walked through forests and mud slides and trees and over and under trunks for 10 hours. it was something like 12km. that sucked and then at the end we had to try and get up this mud slide thing that was practically vertical and went for a km. got to the camp site really late and sun was going down when we put our tents up. i thought i lost my torch but it turns out it was in my sleeping bag. did i mention that every five seconds while we were walking we'd get heaps of leeches attaching themselves to our shoes and ankles? had a strange dinner that was really d and m but yeah we kind of shitted ours up again and had hard pasta with, get this, salami and cheese and other random vegebles. yes i said vegebles. luckily unlike gwen, we had a toilet, cept it was a drop dunny and smelled of shit. literally. there was even a freaking fly buzzing around it!

Day 3:
after catriona kept waking up upside down at the other end of our tent in the middle of the night, we got up to monkey noises curtesy of our camp instructor. he really has too much energy. but then again if he didnt who would. we walked another km through the paddocks of derranged cows while they made weird noises and everyone got even more dirty than they were before from the mud, now with cow pat. we didnt have showers the whole time so everyone was filthy. i found an idiot leech on my NAIL. emily took a photo of it its a bit of a retard leech if it thinks its getting blood from there. went to a really pretty lake and canoed there for 3km. most of us went in for a swim and almost capsized while trying to get back in the canoe in the middle of the dam/lake. every time we came together we all shared our bland vita wheats which was like the only thing we could eat. heather and lauren made up the funniest song mud in my pants about our experiences at camp and when we got back to base camp all sopping and wet, we sang it to our awesome camp instructor in exchange for him cleaning our useless tangerines

THE END.

that would seriously make a corny fiction.